294th story

A man came home and saw his wife sitting and crying.

He asked: “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

She said, “Well, what do you expect from a woman you divorced?!”

The man, shocked, said: “I divorced you?!”

She replied: “Yes, today at noon, you sent me a message saying ‘I divorce you!’”

The man said, “But I lost my phone this morning! Maybe whoever found it sent that message! Give me your phone, I’ll call mine.”

He called his phone, and a man (the thief) answered.

The husband asked: “Did you send my wife a message saying I divorced her?!”

The thief said: “Yes… since morning she’s been driving me crazy!

Constantly: ‘Buy tomatoes, get cucumbers, bring herbs, take this there, your sister said this, your mother did that, the kids wore me out, you don’t understand me, what should I cook for dinner, where are you, when will you be home…’

I got so fed up that I divorced her for you—to set you free!”

The man replied:

“Keep the phone, it’s all yours!”