294th story
A man came home and saw his wife sitting and crying.
He asked: “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
She said, “Well, what do you expect from a woman you divorced?!”
The man, shocked, said: “I divorced you?!”
She replied: “Yes, today at noon, you sent me a message saying ‘I divorce you!’”
The man said, “But I lost my phone this morning! Maybe whoever found it sent that message! Give me your phone, I’ll call mine.”
He called his phone, and a man (the thief) answered.
The husband asked: “Did you send my wife a message saying I divorced her?!”
The thief said: “Yes… since morning she’s been driving me crazy!
Constantly: ‘Buy tomatoes, get cucumbers, bring herbs, take this there, your sister said this, your mother did that, the kids wore me out, you don’t understand me, what should I cook for dinner, where are you, when will you be home…’
I got so fed up that I divorced her for you—to set you free!”
The man replied:
“Keep the phone, it’s all yours!”
A Voice from Iran 
Be careful what you steal
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Great little story, Laleh. By the way, I’ve been meaning to let you know that you and your homeland have been very much on my mind the last two weeks. I cannot imagine the stress you are feeling and the depths of your worry. Keeping you and your family in my prayers.
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Thanks a million dear Janet. We certainly need the prayers. But shockingly to all you, we all very happy and thankful for USA and Israel to attack and help us get this terrorist regime out of out land.
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