“139th story”
First published: April.23.2020
An older man had a significant amount of money in his account.
The tax administration sent him a letter that he had to come over and explain the source of his income.
The older man went to the administration with his lawyer.
The older man explained how he earned his money from gambling. The employee didn’t believe him and said: “Even a gambler loses sometimes, and usually they are broke.”
The older man said: “I can prove it to you. I bet for one thousand that I can bite my left eye.”
The employee said: “That is impossible, I accept the bet.”
The older man took his artificial left eye out and put it between his teeth and asked the employee for one thousand.”
The older man said: “Now I bet you for two thousand that I can bite my right eye too.”
The employee thought it would be impossible that both his eyes were artificial, so he accepted the bet.”
Then the older man took his denture out and bit his right eye with it.
The employee was about to cry because of losing three thousand in a few minutes.
The older man said: “Don’t worry, I bet you for six thousand that I can pour a glass of water onto your garbage can from here, without dropping any on your desk.”
The employee got happy because that was going to be difficult, and he would win his money back and make even more, so he accepted the bet.
The older man poured a glass of water on the employee’s desk and the lawyer put his hand on his eyes.
The employee asked the lawyer: “Why did you close your eyes?”
The lawyer said: “Because the older man bet me twenty-five thousand this morning that he would easily pour a glass of water on your desk, and you will become delighted instead of getting angry.”
That’s a good one! 😂
LOL, we needed a hust for fun story. Thanks dear.
This is quite funny! I loved it.
Thank you, Laleh!
Thank you dear, I guess we needed a little fun.
Fun. I like. 🙂
Sorry for the late response, your comment was in the spam. I just saw it.
The Spam folder gets hungry at times!
😂😂😂
Wise gambler 😀
Sorry for the late response, your comment was in the spam. I just saw it.
How very clever!
Sorry for the late response, your comment was in the spam. I just saw it.
Clever ending to the tale.
Thanks so much for reading dear.❤️
What a smart man ,I enjoyed the story,thank you for sharing.
Love you.
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Thanks for reading Joy.❤️
🙂 🙂 🙂
Thanks for reading Wendi.❤️
always a pleasure.
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This is really a good one
Appreciate your kindness dear.🌹
What a conman!
😂😂😂 thanks for reading dear.❤️
Very funny – a lovely story.
Appreciate your kind visit dear.🌺
Mi terrò lontana dai scommettitori 😀
Great choice dear. Thanks for your comment.❤️
Thank you for providing a great laughter I had.
Awww, I’m glad my dear. 🌺
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What a tricky creature 🤣😎👍
Thanks dear.❤️
Thank you Laleh جان, very clever 😉👌
It’s beautiful to see Farsi writing in my comment, appreciate it.❤️
oh nice, I will do it more 💖💖🥰
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It was a good read.. enjoyed it
Appreciate your kind words dear.🌺
Laleh this certainly is a creative a fun tale. The gambler was conned at his own game. 🤣
😂😂😂 a smart guy. Thanks so much sweetheart.❤️
😂😂…he was. You are welcome Laleh! 🤗💜
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Funny, nice share!
Thanks Warren dear, appreciate it.🌺
You’re welcome!
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:)))))
Thanks sweetheart.🌹
Never trust what seems to be too good to be true especially now in this time of Corona
Yes absolutely. Always have to be extra careful.🙏
What perversity. And so he became rich
😂 I know, there’s millions of them in the world.🤦♀️ thanks dear.💕
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Thanks so sharing.❤️
Haha! A very clever man.
Appreciate it dear 💝
Haha. That’s a good one 😂
Thanks dear💕
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Ah! What a fine twist at the end!
I hope you have a wonderful weekend.🌷
This makes me smile. Anita
Thanks for reading sweetheart.
Love this story! 😀
Appreciate it dear.💕
The gullible become fools in the gambler’s game.
😂😂😂
laughing all the way to the bank…. broke 🤣
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