“157th story”
Medi was driving to go to work when his cell phone rang.
Medi said: “Hello?”
No one replied, and instead, some feminine voice blew back.
Medi said: “If you are calling to bother me blow once, but if you called to become friends, blow twice.”
The caller blew twice.
Medi asked: “If you are a mean person, blow once, but if you are a nice one, blow twice.”
The caller blew twice.
Medi said: “If you are underage, blow once, but if you are mature, blow twice.”
The caller blew twice.
Medi said: “If you don’t like to meet me blow once, but if you like to meet blow twice.”
The caller blew twice.
Medi said: “I’m going to Shandiz restaurant tomorrow at one pm if you can’t come blow once, but if you can make it blow twice.”
And again, the caller blew twice.
The next day Medi dressed up carefully to make sure he looked good for his one pm date. He was very happy and excited. He showered with cologne and sang while he was getting ready.
He ran down the stairs and was about to skip breakfast out of excitement.
He was walking in the clouds and dreaming high in the sky when his wife said: “If you are coming home for lunch, blow once, but if you aren’t, blow twice!”
feet of clay
sin each day
one way
to go
up or down
not all around
Yes he was busted, so as all the cheaters sooner or later. Thanks John.
we all cheat. and hesitate to admit defeat.
Lol, no not all of us.
all of us Laleh.
🙏🥺🌺
curly stuff to me is non sequitar. and the jumpin off point. ok now~
😂
Delicious irony in this short tale.
Lol, yes. The wife did a great job. Thanks sweetheart.🌺
Hahahahhaha, that was awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂I know she did a fantastic job. Thanks Shaheen you’re are amazing.🌺
I think when his wife called him,he blew his last breath away. Lol
Love you.❤️
Agree. I think he cannot breathe at all 🙂
😂😂😂
Caught in the act!
😂😂😂busted😂
🤨
😂
When you play, you pay. Thanks for this sharing.
😂 great quote REN. Thanks dear.🌹
You’re greatly welcomed!
Much love.
*Hahahahaha!* 😀 That’s such a fine story! Thank you for telling!
LOL, thanks my dear. She was a smart girl,LOL.
Wise wife, that’s all I can say.
😂😂😂 she knew her husband and that’s why she put him in test. Thanks Cornelia.
Kudos to the wife. 😃
Thank you for the story.
😂 smart woman. Thanks Crissy.🌺
I checked my spam folder last night and found lots of messages from you.
I can’t understand why that would have happened .
Must check my spam folder regularly .
Have a wonderful weekend dear Laleh.
💖💖
Awww. Thanks dear Crissy.🌺❤️
So funny – yet telling
😂😂😂 yes very smart. Thanks Derrick.😍
A good story!
Thanks for your time sweetheart.🌺❤️
Very intelligent wife! 🙂
😂she sure was. Thanks sweetheart.❤️
Inquisitiveness is perfectly profiled. I love each scenario.
😂 appreciate your kind comment dear.🌺
I can’t help, but chuckle. At the same time, there is a lesson here as there usually is with many of your short stories. Laleh, thanks for sharing these glimpses at life.
😂😂😂 you’re awesome dear, means a lot.🌺
A very clever wife.. Love that story.. 😉
LOL, the guy is busted smoothly. HAHAHA Thank you Lisa.
Interesting. Wife was very clever.
Thanks for sharing, dear Laleh 😊
Thank you Atul. Wife’s can smell everything,LOLOL.
Really very interesting one ,
kept an eye on the love swan.
Heard but she didn’t complain,
and cleverly she used her brain.🌹👍🙏
Beautiful quote to share dear, thanks a million for your kind visit.🌺
:)))
Thanks Anna, my dear friend.🌺
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HE…GOT “TAKEN”! 😀
Appreciate it Jonathan.😍
YES MA’AM! 😀
🙏😍
Excellent!
Thank you dear Alexander.
O mamma!
LOL, smart wife.
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Thanks so much dear.🌺
Ha ha ha🤣 I am so imagining the look on Medi’s face 😜 wonderful story❤️
😂😂😂busted😂😂😂
Yeah 😂😂