“87th story”
First published: April.18.2019
An old man was very concerned about his wife. He realized that she couldn’t hear very well. He didn’t know how to mention to her and make her see a doctor without sounding rude.
Her hearing was getting worse so he decided to go and tell a doctor, himself.
The doctor said: “You have to do a test for me, try to see from what distance she can hear you. Then let me know how close you got to her, to hear you.”
The old man went home. He sat in the living room and was thinking of a way to test his wife’s hearing without her knowing about her problem, as he didn’t want to break her heart.
He yelled: “What do we have for dinner?”
She didn’t reply.
He got sad and got up from his armchair, walked a little closer to the kitchen and yelled: “What do we have for dinner?”
She again didn’t reply.
The old man went to the kitchen door, his wife was cooking and couldn’t see him. He yelled again: “What do we have for dinner?”
She didn’t hear him, he got very concerned and went beside her and said: “My dear, what do we have for dinner?”
She replied angrily: “Are you deaf. You asked four times and I said; chicken.”
Your story had me laughing. The wife can hear just fine, but for the man . . . hmm! Men have been known to be guilty of selective hearing at times.
LOL, thanks so much dear for reading and sharing your comment.
Hahaha! Good one!
Thanks John dear.
Wonderful. 🙂
Appreciate your kindness dear.
🙂
Thank you for funny story! Have a wonderful day!
Appreciate your visit dear, means a lot.❤️
Hahaha, nice👍🌸💝
Thanks for reading dear, appreciate your comment.
You’re welcome 🌸💝
❤️
There it is… who needs the medication !! 😀 😀
LOL, thanks Indira sweetheart.
Hadn’t he yelled at his wife, never would she make him realise that he was deaf.🤣🤣
LOL, thanks dear for your kind comment and visit.
🙂 thank you for the laugh this morning. bless you Laleh.
Appreciate your visit Wendi darling, you are very kind.
ahhh…….thank you for your kind words Laleh, I am truly humble and it is always my pleasure to read your work.
You’re just awesome.❤️
bless you…….
🙏❤️
Hadn’t he yelled at his wife, she would never let him he was deaf. 🤣🤣
LOL, thanks so much dear Saba. Appreciate your visit.
Awww Laleh I love this, it is just so ‘human’ 😀
Thanks Charlie dear. Life is funny. Appreciate your visit.
oh so in the end it is the man who was deaf , I’ve really enjoyed reading your tale, and congratulation for you award dear you are very talented , proud of you !
You are very kind sweetheart. Thanks for the friendship and your visit.
you are welcome <3
😍❤️
Your posts are just awesome,you add so much of life in it. It’s as if a reality taking place before one’s eyes.There’s a lot to learn especially for the aspiring bloggers and would be authors.Thank you so much for sharing.
Appreciate your kind words dear. Means a lot.❤️
Thank you so much 🌷🙏🌷🙏🌷🙏
❤️
Beautiful and funny story, it was the old man who desperately needed the hearing aids.😂
Love you.❤️
Hahaha, good one! Probably quite the typical male,eh?, thinking wife is deaf!
😂 thanks dear for reading and commenting.❤️
Haha – this one is brilliant
Thanks Shantanu dear, appreciate your visit.❤️
My absolute pleasure
🙏❤️
I am still laughing xaxaxaxa😄😄😄😄😄
Love you Laleh!!!!!
Love you more beautiful, kisses and hugs.😘❤️
💞💞💞💞💞💞
Love the twist this story took. 🙂
Thanks so much dear, you are always kind.
I’m sure she meant faux chicken. 🙂
LOL, Thanks for reading dear Peter.
Very funny; thanks for sharing that cute little story!
Thanks so much for reading sweetheart.
🙂
🙏❤️
lol
🙏❤️
Loved this Laleh..most of the time we are worried; the problem is with the opposite party 🙂
😂we’re the problem most of the time., thanks for reading dear Sunith.❤️
Beautiful story and very sweet. Thank you for sharing, it made me laugh which is exactly what I needed today.
Awww, awesome dear. Thanks so much for reading.❤️
Completely wonderful!
Thanks so much for your kindness dear.❤️
🙂
For some odd reason, this creeped me out xD
I loved it though. Maybe it creeped me out cause I feel like that will be me in the future x.x
Fantastic story!!
😂 Me too. Thanks for reading dear and sharing your kind words.❤️
😄
🙏❤️
Haha…very funny!!
Thanks dear so much for reading and commenting.❤️
My pleasure always ❤️
🙏❤️❤️
Haha love this…
Thanks so much dear, appreciate your kind visit.❤️
❤
Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
YUP— ‘FRAID MY MISSUS WOULD SAY THE SAME! LOVE THE PICTURES ALONG WITH THIS STORY! <3
Thanks Jonathan dear.❤️
This is one way to change perceptions. Nice story.
Thanks Tom dear for reading and sharing your kind words.❤️
Reblogged this on lampmagician and commented:
keep an eye at the clue 😉 happy holidays <3
❤️❤️❤️
A well told and humorous tale. Loved the images.
Thanks Michael dear, you’re very kind.❤️
Haha…so very true sometimes the trouble is with us but we are so adamant not to accept it and needs such shockers to know the truth. A very cute and funny story Mam…
Thanks so much dear, appreciate your visit and kind comment.❤️
Hahaha….so funny and so profound. Thank you, Laleh!
Thanks dear so much for your visit and kind footprint 👣.❤️
Love it!
Appreciate your kindness Mitch.❤️
Hi, thanks for the laugh you ave me today. This sounds really interesting.
Thanks so much dear for reading and sharing your kind words.❤️
Thanks for the senior laugh. My wife loved the humor.
I’m so glad she liked it. Tell I think I will be the one who’s going deaf first 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks sweetheart.❤️
So true… What a lovely story so well illustrated!
Thanks dear for reading. Appreciate your kindness.❤️
Hahaha brilliant! I would have told him to get his own dinner that night too 😉
😂 maybe she did😂😂😂 thanks for reading dear. Appreciate your comment.❤️
The end surprised me. Great.
Thanks so much for reading sweetheart.❤️
Must visit for the lovely stories, time after time.
Thanks for your kindness and support.❤️
You are welcome. ❤❤
❤️
🌹🌷
I was laughing at this story. And who was deaf here? Men are not very smart and very funny.
I cordially thank you
The man😂😂😂 appreciate your kindness dear, thanks for reading.❤️
Your stories are always so amazing and teaching. Thank you so much! Michael
You’re kind words are always a huge support, appreciate your kindness Michael.❤️
❤️
Funny but with an underpinning sting of truth.
😂so sorry 😂 thanks so much for your visit and kind comment.❤️
😂
😀😀👌👌
🙏
What a fine story! 😆 Thank you for telling it!
Thanks dear for reading and commenting.❤️
Laleh, thank you for giving me my first laugh of the morning!
LOL, thanks for reading and letting me know you liked it.
I have friend that is definitely going deaf, he admitted it to me. Keeps loosing his hearing aids and when he can locate them he often doesn’t use them. I understand it is a serious issue but you have to see the comical side of too, the misunderstandings, what he thinks people have said. Have a great day.
Awww, it is very hard but you’re right the positive part is funny. God bless.❤️
A lovely story!
Appreciate your kindness.❤️
My pleasure!
❤️
Incredible. He did not hear well!
😂 thanks for reading dear and commenting.❤️
🙂
That’s brilliant! Thank You and Cheers!!! 🙂
Thank you dear for reading and taking time to comment.
My pleasure!!! 😊
❤️
LOL
❤️❤️❤️
Message with humor, lovely share
Thanks for your support dear.❤️
Very clever.
Thanks so much for reading dear.
Very nice story. It simply thrills me.
Thanks for reading dear, appreciate your kindness.🌷
A little humour in the process of getting old. Great story. Allan
Thanks so much dear Allan.🌷
Wonderful – with a suitably surprising ending
Thanks so much dear Derrick.🌷
Loved the ironic twist at the end. Thank-you for contributing a bit of humor into a world that is often off-balance with too many serious issues. <3
Thanks Olga, appreciate your kindness.💕
Thank you for sharing a wonderful story!… one wonders how many people there are that only hears what they wish to… 🙂
Until we meet again..
May flowers always line your path
and sunshine light your way,
May songbirds serenade your
every step along the way,
May a rainbow run beside you
in a sky that’s always blue,
And may happiness fill your heart
each day your whole life through.
(Irish Saying)
Thanks so much my dear kind friend.💝
tend to thy supplications and the plank in your eye
Thanks John for always being kind.🌷
😂😂 Loved the humour !
Thanks sweetheart.💝
That was quite a twist at the end. Loved it.
Appreciate it dear.🌷
Beautiful and it makes me smile.
Thanks sweetheart.💕
Take care of yourself as what you project on others may come back to haunt you.
Exactly. Thanks.<3
Reblogged this on worldtraveller70.
Thank you dear.
Priceless!
Thanks Alexander 🙏🌺